to continue buying you unhealthy* happy meals from McD.onalds by looking exceedingly cute by simply wearing the box on your head all through lunch.
*at least the McNuggets are sort of recognizable as white meat chicken these days. Back when I was little at least half of them were kinda slimy chunks of brown meat (those were my favorite) and they only came with fries and a Coke. We do at least opt for apple slices and milk for her.
P.S. Please excuse the bags of crap paper goods in the background. The recyclables were working their way toward the front door but hadn’t quite made it there yet.